max martin m. klip 1999

[klukan]

Well, normally, a translation wouldn't be any problem but this is just f***ed up ! Really craaaazy and not funny at all.

But it says something like this:
A: Low, horny male voice
B: The "singer"

Intro:
A: "Now we've reached the highlight of the day, Brian, you poor shrimp
Now we're going to play with the muscles!"
Hello grandfather, what's up, how are you?
B: Hello little Asbjørn, you had nearly forgot you old grandfather!

Verse 1:
B: You are born at Mors [Danish island] and you're proud of it, ahaa
A: That's how it should be, yeah!
B: But let me tell you now, you accent is grotesque, ahaa
A: Yeah, "me good guy, Antonio bad guy", yeah whatever

Pre-chorus:

B: You look like [something i can't figure out]. Nothing to play-i-ay-i-ay-i-ay [wtf!?]

Chorus:
B: All you girls, can you see, can you see
"Asbøl", "Gris" [means "pig"] and Wrestler is spelled with an W
You are "Aspengris", you're a dangerous type of guy
And that makes you larger than "life" [they use the english word]

A: Eat healthy food, keep in shape and lose weight as a real pig


OMG.. Now I don't wanna waste anymore time translating this piece of s***!
It makes no sense to me!  And I've got absolutely no clue where you found this one. Not all Danes have such a bad humour, though!! 
Haha

and yeah, I know C21. I think that the productions that were made for them is a bit boring especially when comparing to the masters of genre eg. Max Martin, Rami and the other Cheiron and Maratone guys! But I agree that their two first singles "Stuck In My Heart" and "You Are The One" were very catchy!

[Rebecca]

omg, that is completely weird!!
I agree, not funny at all!

thanks Klukan

[*Sabine*]

Oh I never saw that translation! Thanks a lot! Yeah not funny at all...
I found this on a peer to peer site